Table of Contents
That's Not It 1
Things I Don't Understand 21
Indoor Mountains and Popcorn on the Campfire 37
1st Attempt 52
To Jotunheimen in Search of Salvation
Last Night of Freedom 54
From the City to the Forest, Hour by Hour 66
Farewell to Logistics 87
Communal Supper in Underwear 92
To the Top 104
Communal Achievement in Underwear 131
Listen to Inexperienced Mountain Folk, Part 1 144
Signs You Ought to Find in the Mountains 146
Evaluation of Food and Drink for Use on Hikes 147
The Return of "The Happy Wanderer" 149
Listen to Inexperienced Mountain Folk, Part 2 166
Into the Light! 167
So How Did You Feel About It? 174
1st Attempt: To Jotunheimen in Search of Salvation. Evaluation. 176
I Explore Myself and My City 180
2nd Attempt 199
To the Hardanger Plateau in Search of People
Jam-packed and Deadly Dangerous 201
The Art of Losing a Japanese Tourist 217
Where Old Food Goes to Die 227
Liquor and Cigarillos 243
Imaginary Wilderness 261
Man or Mouse? 276
Glossary 290
Listen to inexperienced Mountain Folk, Part 3 291
White People Talking About Blisters 292
Sources, Digressions, and Extra Information for Nerds 305