Oh, the joys of writing "Acknowledgments" for my book.
This is going to be so easy. This will be a piece of cake, considering that no one has ever helped me in my life.
I've achieved everything on my own, without any support or guidance from anyone. So, without further ado, let me present my "Acknowledgments":
First and foremost, I would like to thank myself for being a woman so amazing and talented. I mean, let's face it, without me, this book wouldn't even exist.
I would also like to thank the countless hours of hard work and dedication that I put into this book.
It's not like I had any other important things to do with my time, like sleep or socialize.
Oh, and let's not forget about the numerous rejections and failures that I experienced along the way.
Those were definitely not opportunities for growth and learning, but rather just more proof of how amazing I am for persevering through them all.
And finally, a big shoutout to the universe for existing, I guess. Because let's be real, nothing else has really contributed to my success except for my own brilliance and hard work.
So, to all of those who think that success requires the help and support of others, I say to you: HA!
Look at me, achieving everything on my own. Who needs other people anyway?
I am a self-made success story, and I owe it all to myself.
After all, I am just that fabulous.
MWAH!
A great kiss for me.
Angela
